Poor UK

‘My deal or no deal’    ‘My Brexit or no Brexit’



The wind up doll is stubborn

and knows how to blackmail too

The ERG talk nonsense

and haven’t thought it through

While Corbyn is a moron

He’s acting like May’s puppet

A few are brave and selfless

But most MPs are muppets

Are you with me?

on Brexit


What can I say about Brexit 

that hasn’t already been said?

Except as it’s getting nearer

I fear it with even more dread


Aside from the People’s March fans

and repetitive, useless debate

Nobody is actually acting

to stop the ongoing stalemate


To revoke Article 50

and get the Withdrawal Act repealed

We need to persuade those in charge

using someone I’ll now reveal


I’m talking of course about me

So now will you do as I say

Then maybe we’ll get something done

as we can’t trust Corbyn or May


On Monday, the 14th that is

Please make as much noise as you can

Let the whole world hear us complain

– unless you can improve on my plan

As Theresa May asks: ‘Are EU with me?’

My answer:


MPs should be feeling festive

At this time of year

Instead they’re getting restive

As the end of May seems near

She’s still sticking to her hymn  

‘The best, the only deal’

Theresa, it’s looking grim

Time for Brexit repeal

Oh dear, oh dear

What have we done?


Are you an inee or an outee
Or perhaps you have changed your mind
I’m talking of course about Brexit
The dearest divorce you will find

How stupid that when we all voted
We didn’t know how it would work
Right wing activists did well
You could see from Farage’s smirk

Though forty nine per cent aren’t happy
The government pushes ahead
The leaders of Leave long deserted
A cause that fills many with dread

We can’t say the EU was perfect
But at least when Europe is whole
We are all much stronger together
I think we have scored an own goal