Moving house

Is meant to be one of the most stressful events in life


Yay! You’ve moved into your new house at last

Congrats are surely due

You’ve got through one of the most stressful times

That life can throw at you

First the viewings, up to four times a day

Rush round, tidy and clean

Ram things in cupboards, get rid of the kids

But no one seemed that keen

At last thank goodness a buyer was found 

So you bought your new place

But wouldn’t you know, your buyer backed out

Now you were in a race

It was lucky a nice family came

And bought your house instead

Now it was time to do all the packing

For moving day ahead

When the removal van didn’t turn up

Your nerves were rather frayed

But the neighbour knew a man with a van

Who then came to your aid

Of course the estate agent disappeared

When you needed the key

And there you were surrounded by boxes

…but which one had the tea?