The beautiful game

Shame about the players

 

grew up watching football

Sadly now it’s still the same

With fans in my family

I just can’t escape the game

And as we have the World Cup

It’s on TV every day

But what is upsetting me

Are the tattoos on display

Their arms, and more, are covered

They all look completely vile

Obviously all their money

Doesn’t mean that they have style

They’re not listening to experts

Ink sends poison through their skin

Stops them sweating as they should

It’s the clean team that will win